German Gems 2011: Keep Surfing

What do you do when you live in Munich, Germany, love to surf, but happen to live in Munich, Germany? You have to get creative. Keep Surfing is a truly endearing documentary by Bjoern Richie Lob that (most likely) introduces the viewer to the sport as well as providing a history of its formation 35 years ago. The majority of film takes place in Munich, focusing on the Eisbach river as the catalyst that started river surfing in Germany.

We follow a handful of adamant surfers on their quest to find new and exciting rivers to challenge. The personalities of these guys evokes a Guy Ritchie assemblage of characters, but they are so wonderfully real and likable. In fact, my favorite part about Keep Surfing is the kinship between everyone and their happy, radiant spirits. Where I feel other surfing films focus on the majesty of the ocean and its waves, I find this film focusing on the beauty of people doing what they love to do.

The footage is beautiful and effortless probably due to the fact that Lob is a surfer himself. We are taken to other places in the world, albeit briefly, but the quick tour rounds out the experience nicely. The only thing that would make this movie better was if it were in 3D! Just kidding...

There isn't much to complain about with this one. Watch it if you like surfing, watch it if you don't. You'll like it either way. Go see it on January 15th at 2pm and you can meet the director in person. If he's anything like the dudes in this film, you'll want to meet him.

Movie Review - A Real Life

Originally, I dismissed A Real Life as a chick flick with a grubby thief love interest and began watching it with low expectations. Sometimes movies are better that way - with no hope. Well, color me surprised and pleasantly proven wrong, because A Real Life is quite enjoyable.

The story focuses around a petty thief, Bruno (Guillaume Depardieu) who forges a lasting impact on a young school teacher named Isabelle (Florence Loiret-Caille.) Their relationship quickly turns from a simple crush to a passionate love affair - meanwhile running, hiding, and dodging police. There isn't much explanation as to why Isabelle is madly attracted to Bruno other than their first, somewhat tragic encounter. Around the halfway mark, Bruno raises the suspicion of the local police and they are sent to investigate him. Since he is staying at Isabelle's house, she is forced to either rat him out or save him. Of course, ratting out you lover wouldn't be very romantic, so Isabelle decides to save Bruno and thus begins their foray into the forest and a life of caution.

There isn't a lot of dialogue in A Real Life. Instead, director and co-screenwriter Sarah Petit relies on conveying intense feeling and emotion rather than clever quips between the lovers. The outcome of this approach is refreshing and genuine. Seeing their relationship blossom and the care they provide one another is beautiful. If the dialogue was more wordy, this aspect could have easily been lost.

I tried to play tough guy and blot out A Real Life from my "must-see" list, but the engaging chemistry between Depardieu and Loiret-Caille is too good to pass up. If you have a romantic movie aversion, suck it up and get in touch with your emotional side. You won't regret it.

4 Stars

Movie Review - The Robber

I think we're all guilty of hyping or dismissing movies in our heads. The conclusion we reach beforehand becomes the pivot to our criticism. In that sense, I wasn't prepared for The Robber - a thriller based on on the novel "On The Run" by Austrian author Martin Prinz. When I heard about a film that focused on a marathon runner who robbed banks on the side (or was it the other way around?) I expected a more comical, light-hearted approach to such a scenario. Instead, what transpired before my eyes was a beautifully intense and hypnotic story about a man faced with reforming himself or returning to his previous destructive tendencies.

The Robber focuses on Johann Rettenberger (Andreas Lust,) an ex-con released to the free world in hopes to start an honest life. We don't learn much about Johann through dialogue (or any of the other characters for that matter,) and it's hard to love or hate him. On one hand, he's this hero marathon runner who wins many big, countrywide races; on the other hand, he is a successful serial bank robber - threatening but never hurting anyone. He is easily one of the most complex and interesting characters I've witnessed in cinema this year.

A love interest, Erika (Franziska Weisz) throws an extra layer of intricacy into the story with a relationship that unfolds in a complex manner such as Johann's character. To try and explain the strangely unconditional romance would do it a disservice and ruin the sense of awe and mystery wrapped up in these two interesting characters.

I can't begin to explain the beauty of the shots in The Robber. The composition between sprawling vistas and intense human emotion evoked within each wonderful scene is breathtaking. I am literally at a loss for words when it comes to describing this film. It is nothing like I expected and I am so grateful for that. It is a tragic tale of addiction and conflict within the soul. While you won't walk away feeling happy per se, you will walk away fulfilled and awestruck. I believe Benjamin Heisenberg has truly created a work of art with The Robber.

Score: 5 Complex Stars

Film Review - Everyday Sunshine

I have a confession to make: before watching Everyday Sunshine, I had never listened to Fishbone. As an avid connoisseur of all things musical, I had heard of them and their influence on popular music, but I just never got around to actually listening. After hearing many of their songs, I can't say I'm a fan, but their mark on the music world is indelible. Everyday Sunshine chronicles Fishbone's tumultuous history, making it a fantastic place for any Fishbone newbie to start.

If you've ever watched other band documentaries or even been in a band yourself, then you know the extreme highs and desperate lows involved with the art. We follow Fishbone from their birth in the heart of South-Central Los Angeles to headlining world tours to small, half-sold out venues in their later years. The pacing starts off really well and we watch the members of Fishbone all meet each other in cartoon form, which adds some nice humor. The blend of Laurence Fishbourne's narrative and the actual members' recollection is spot on. As the movie progress though, we get less of a general narrative and more individual time with each member. While I like this exposition as it rounds out the band, it tends to drag at points - especially areas of conflict within the band. After most of the members have left the band, we are left with what I think is the weakest part in the film.

I get why the filmmakers chose to focus on Norwood (bass) and Angelo (main vocals/sax) during the last third of the film, but sadly the pacing gets ruined. Seeing two punk rockers aged and hardened is sad and it adds the reality of the fickle music business in there, but it gets boring hearing them talk about it. It's strange after the climax to have such a long downtime before seeing things pick up again, but maybe that's because I'm expecting the film to behave in the classic format it started out.

All in all, Everyday Sunshine succeeds in telling an interesting history to an extremely eclectic band in such a way that even if you don't love the music, you love the guys for completely putting their souls into their art and for doing so for over 20 years.

3.5 stars

Movie Review - Dogtooth

A movie to completely arrest my mind and leave me speechless after the credits roll is a rarity. Yorgos Lanthimos' Dogtooth is not some overblown cerebral snorefest too heady for its own good. It is a carefully crafted tragedy tackling issues of free-market trade, American culture, governmental suppression, absolute truth, and the frailty of words.

The basic premise of Dogtooth is centered on a family of five who we learn quite quickly, do not live normally. The patriarch and matriarch of the family control their college-age kids in mysterious and sadistic ways, keeping them trained never to leave the property. They engage in violent games of submission and family challenges in order to earn stickers as approval from the father. Slowly though, the eldest daughter begins to uncover things hidden by her parents and strives to escape the stronghold.

I'm sure a lot of other reviewers will talk about the satire of all these elements, but what really stuck out to me were the ideas of teaching wrong meanings of certain "harmful" words and challenges of right and wrong. I am fascinated at how fragile our language is - only carrying as much meaning as we learn and give. Why is a porcupine called a porcupine and not a branch? Is incest wrong if we're never given any other alternative and have a basis for right and wrong? In the closed system that the parents create in their house, the kids are not taught morals. Are morals inherent or learned or a combination of both?

These kinds of questions flooded my mind after watching Dogtooth. It's not necessarily a fulfilling movie and you won't feel warm and fuzzy inside after watching it. It is a brutal and violent, beautiful and provocative experience that will raise far more questions than it answers. Dogtooth is hard to watch, but is sure to bring out some deep moral questions within everyone who takes the plunge.

3 1/2 stars

Movie Review - Silent Night, Zombie Night

Movie trailers tend to do a good job in giving the viewer a taste of plot, character, and tone. The trailer for Silent Night, Zombie Night also succeeded in doing this. So why am I bringing this up? Trailers can also be deceiving!

After watching the trailer, I was floored - it was filled with zombies, guns, and gore: the staples for a good zombie movie. The movie started off strong - no back story as to why zombies were running amok in town, no medical experiment gone wrong, zombies were just attacking people. From there on, it was all downhill.

Zombies are such a popular villain because they pose an imminent doom and despair. They are infinite and bloodthirsty. The zombies in Silent Night, Zombie Night are the Dodo of the zombie species. Apparently if they can't smell you, they can't see you.

Another problem I had with the zombie aspect was that there were no creative Christmas themed ways they were disposed of. No Home Alone style traps or zombies roasting on an open fire. In fact, the only thing that even had to do with Christmas was one Santa zombie and a few decorations in the houses. What a waste of a great concept.

The story focused around three unlikable characters holed up in a house whose relationship turned out to be a soap opera love triangle. This boring plot over took the momentum of the movie and completely derailed it. From the moment these three are together, you can forget about those zombies, because you'll rarely see them any more.

If you want to see Silent Night, Zombie Night, watch the trailer. That's all you need.

Total Brain Cells Lost: 10 million out of 10 million

Movie Reviw: Robogeisha

It has been said that James Joyce's Ulysses gives such an accurate, in depth description of Dublin, that if the city were to be wiped off the face of the planet, it could be reconstructed down to the very cracks in the sidewalk by reading the book.

Similarly, Noboru Iguchi's Robogeisha would allow every Japanese sci-fi, martial art, ninja, monster, geisha epic to be recreated should some freak Godzilla attack leave the country movie-less.

Robogeisha is a cinematic non-sequitur. While there is a sinister plot driving the movie forward, it drags and loses momentum frequently, caught between absurd fight scenes. A shame because it's actually quite interesting and somehow delves into topics of slavery and human trafficking. But before you get excited about the depth of the plot, don't forget that Robogeisha is an unabashed, over the top action flick that doesn't take itself seriously. The humor in the dialog, whether intentional or a byproduct of bad translation, is fantastic and the action scenes serve as ends to let computer animated blood splatter. From sword fighting to robot fighting to building fighting to deep fried fighting to handicap fighting, there's plenty of fighting to behold. It's completely ridiculous but somehow strangely enjoyable.

This isn't a good movie, but it's not bad either. Watch it with some friends and have fun. Robogeisha is unique even if it is just a lot of drivel.

Total Braincells Lost: 5 million out of 10 million

Thankskilling

Plots for horror movies that are actually inspiring are few and far between. 95% of these plots involve an evil __(noun)__ stalking an intrepid group of __(plural noun)__.

Now, in all fairness, I knew what I was getting into when I put in Thankskilling. The plot consists of a homicidal turkey that is awakened from it's necromantic sleep when a wandering dog pees on a mini-totem pole in the forest. The timing of this significant event happens to coincide with Thanksgiving break and five friends (in the loosest sense possible) embark on an adventure to party.

You can guess what happens next. A bloodthirsty, foul-mouthed (haha but seriously) turkey systematically offs each character and/or their parents. Ok, so it's not typical for parental murder in most slasher flicks, I'll give it that. Stretch those events over 60 minutes and there's not much more to the movie than that.

To wrap this up, here is a short list of things I learned in Thankskilling:

1. Groucho Marx masks fool everyone

2. A turkey's natural habitat is a tepee

3. Dispose properly of radioactive waste

4. Reading montages are awesome

5. Lie to your dad - he will love you

6. Nipple close-ups are not that great



My "Brain Cells Lost" rating for Thankskilling is 9 million out of a possible 10 million.